Pizza Girl part one
Yes. I deliver pizza. Because someone has to, and I need a job. With the economy how it is post-Brexit (I still don't understand how we got conned into that) well-paying jobs are as rare as hen's teeth. So I'm a pizza delivery girl. And I'm Pizzagirl because a weird accident happened with the pizza microwave plus pineapple plus anchovies, which should normally never come in contact, let alone on top of pizza. Superman came from Krypton, Batman came from Gotham City, Wonder Woman came from Themyscira. I come from Neasden in London. Superman has superpowers because he's Kryptonese, Batman because he spends a lot of money on gadgets, Wonder Woman because she's an Amazon. Me? See above - the accident. Superman, Batman and WW all have secret identities, so when the accident happened, I realised I needed one. Because superheroes don't get paid. Can you imagine? Superman swoops down and saves a falling woman and then invoices her for $600. Wonder Woman worked part time at Taco Whiz and takes home minimum wage. No chance. So for my secret identity, I put on a pair of plain glass spectacles, because apparently that's all you need. But to be totally sure of secrecy, I also wore my hair in a ponytail instead of the falling locks that Pizzagirl wears. |
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pizza delivery
job
economy
Brexit
Pizzagirl
accident
microwave
pineapple
anchovies
Superman
Batman
Wonder Woman
Neasden
London
superpowers
gadgets
Amazon
secret identities
superheroes
glass spectacles
ponytail
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Price: 8.00 |
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Pizza Girl part one
Yes. I deliver pizza. Because someone has to, and I need a job. With the economy how it is post-Brexit (I still don't understand how we got conned into that) well-paying jobs are as rare as hen's teeth. So I'm a pizza delivery girl. And I'm Pizzagirl because a weird accident happened with the pizza microwave plus pineapple plus anchovies, which should normally never come in contact, let alone on top of pizza. Superman came from Krypton, Batman came from Gotham City, Wonder Woman came from Themyscira. I come from Neasden in London. Superman has superpowers because he's Kryptonese, Batman because he spends a lot of money on gadgets, Wonder Woman because she's an Amazon. Me? See above - the accident. Superman, Batman and WW all have secret identities, so when the accident happened, I realised I needed one. Because superheroes don't get paid. Can you imagine? Superman swoops down and saves a falling woman and then invoices her for $600. Wonder Woman worked part time at Taco Whiz and takes home minimum wage. No chance. So for my secret identity, I put on a pair of plain glass spectacles, because apparently that's all you need. But to be totally sure of secrecy, I also wore my hair in a ponytail instead of the falling locks that Pizzagirl wears. |
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pizza delivery
job
economy
Brexit
Pizzagirl
accident
microwave
pineapple
anchovies
Superman
Batman
Wonder Woman
Neasden
London
superpowers
secret identities
superheroes
plain glass spectacles
ponytail
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Price: 5.00 |
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A Memoir Of The New Paradigm (Chapter 1)
The first part of what will be an Absolute Classic series, brings us to a world where (due to a meteor strike at the South Pole) the world's female population has been given superhuman power - predominantly in the form of enhanced breast size and vast physical strength! Here we see the early stages of A.J. and Janey's relationship, stud star athlete and beautiful girl next door - lifelong friends that were destined to be togther forever, though how she treated him when her powers first developed put that in serious doubt! Once an alpha male at his High School, A.J. is now a helpless plaything for not only Janey, but any other girl who wants him for her pleasure! |
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Absolute Classic series
world
meteor strike
South Pole
female population
superhuman power
enhanced breast size
physical strength
A.J.
Janey
relationship
stud star athlete
beautiful girl next door
lifelong friends
destined
together forever
powers
alpha male
High School
helpless plaything
pleasure
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Price: 2.00 |
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